Terms of service

Overview

This website is operated by us. By visiting our site or purchasing something from us, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you don’t agree, don’t use the site. Simple maths.

We reserve the right to update these terms at any time. Continued use of the site means you accept any changes.

Eligibility

By using this site, you confirm that:

  • You are at least the age of majority in your country or region

  • You are legally capable of entering a binding agreement

No funny business.

Products & Orders

All products are sold subject to availability and are made to order.

We reserve the right to:

  • Refuse or cancel any order

  • Limit quantities per person or per order

  • Discontinue products at any time

Once an order is placed and production has started, it cannot be cancelled or changed.

Pricing & Payments

All prices are listed in the currency shown at checkout and include applicable taxes where required.

We reserve the right to:

  • Change prices without notice

  • Correct pricing errors

  • Cancel orders affected by incorrect pricing

Payment must be received in full before an order is processed.

Shipping

Shipping times are estimates, not guarantees.

We are not responsible for:

  • Courier delays

  • Customs delays or fees

  • Incorrect addresses entered at checkout

Risk of loss passes to you once the order is handed over to the carrier.

Returns & Refunds

Returns and refunds are handled according to our Return & Refund Policy, which forms part of these Terms of Service.

Please read it. Future you will thank you.

Intellectual Property

All content on this site including logos, designs, graphics, text, and images is owned by us or licensed to us.

You may not:

  • Copy

  • Reproduce

  • Sell

  • Exploit

Any part of the site without written permission. Don’t be that person.

Prohibited Use

You agree not to use this site for:

  • Any unlawful purpose

  • Harassment, abuse, or discrimination

  • Uploading malicious code

  • Attempting to bypass security features

If you do, access gets cut. No debate.

Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, we are not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from the use of our products or website.

Nothing in these terms limits your statutory rights under applicable consumer protection laws.

UK Consumer Rights

For UK customers, nothing in these Terms affects your rights under the Consumer Rights Act 2015.

US Consumers

For US customers, these Terms are governed by applicable federal and state consumer protection laws. Your legal rights may vary by state.

Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales, without regard to conflict of law principles.

Contact

Questions about these Terms should be sent via our store contact form.