Regular-fit t-shirt featuring a widebody icon that exists purely to annoy purists and bankrupt common sense. Low, loud, and aggressively unnecessary. If you think it’s “too much,” congratulations, you’re not the target audience.

Soft cotton so it’s wearable daily, even while explaining for the hundredth time that it’s not stock and yes, it’s supposed to look like that.

Fit: Regular
Fabric: 100% cotton
Weight: 260 g/m²
Print: Large front graphic

Wash cold, gentle. Don’t iron the print. Respect the build.